My first "web" "log":)

So, I finally caved in and decided to give this "blogging" thing a try.To begin with, I don't even know what "blogging" is, and I was going to start making fun of it, poking fun at a dumb sounding made up word that someone came up with until I took the time and "Googled" "blogging"(how pointless and silly do those words look next to each other;)?)and found out that "blog" is a mixture between "web" and "log",and the term was first coined in 1997 by some guy as a joke.(at least that is what Wikipedia told me, but people can make stuff up on there, right?) But I suppose it is not a joke anymore cause obviously EVERYONE uses this term. In fact, I'd say by now 83% of the world's population most likely are doing their own"blog".(I do not think this is true at all,I, myself, am too just making things up.)So, the entire section I just devoted to trying to come up with witty, intellectual, savvy, technologically correct insults on an imaginary word called "blog" was all just completely deleted, so you will never get to read my "blogging" burns in my first "blog", bummer.....But,  back to what I had first begun blogging about, I thought to myself,"Sarah, why don't you do something worthwhile when you having trouble sleeping? Why not write sometime pointless, useless opinions and ideas out in a journal form to record your random, unique way of thinking, and why don't you do it on something that you can then publish so anyone with computer can access your ramblings from around the world? Why Sarah? Why not?!?" So BOOM, here I am...so perhaps instead of wasting time when I have trouble getting to sleep by watching Jimmy Fallon introduce a grown man dressed as a Gummy Bear singing in opera the "Gummy Bear" theme song, or being creeped out from watching "Untold Stories of the E.R." or people brutally injured, barely living through horrific situations in "I Shouldn't Be Alive"now I can uselessly and pointlessly ramble on and on about different topics WHILE I watch Jimmy Fallon, "Untold Stories" and "I Shouldn't be Alive", perfect! Now if I could only figure out some way of silencing the tip taping of my keyboard so I don't wake my husband??:)(Just kidding, kinda)......But in all seriousness, the name of my blog is called "Simplicity" and I have found this quality to be a foundation and key when attempting to "navigate through life"(that's from the "IF" Life commercial with Snoopy in it, I didn't think that one up on my own. You will for sure know when I think I've thought something monumental up on my own, I will tell you,:)only to find out it's been thought up already:)) and I will discuss this later when I blog next.(Now all that needs to happen is for me to decide that I want to keep blogging after I've published this post, so..it is a possibility that this may be my first and last post, oh well..:) ) Well, I truly believe that you must feel a sense of enlightenment and gratefulness as you come to the end of this thoughtful, intellectually deep piece of writing that I have obviously put so much effort into, and I know you wait with bated breath(another saying I had to Google,still don't know really what it means, I actually thought it was "baited breath")for what amazing piece of literary genius might come next..but I'm sorry,.... you will have to wait,,:).
Thanks for wasting time with me!;) God bless!=)
Sarah Pyle Cafaro